MICHAEL BLY: MUSIC

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I laugh witcha, not atcha.

Well it's 2am an you been drinkin' since 10 an
it's looking like last night all over again
Ya pray ta god you'll end up right back where ya began
but there's a dangerous weapon in da palm a yer hand
Ya got a cellular phone for emergency only an
now yer feelin' the urgency a feelin' so lonely flip up da flip phone, scroll a few names down an drive yer last bit a dignity right in ta da ground

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What the hell ring da bell, take a shot, why not
if she's home an all alone the phone could mean a whole lot
Give it up, now yer stuck, prayin' for a little luck
but don't ya know that sometimes ya gotta just say what the fuck!

Drunk Dial you'll regret it in that mornin'
Drunk Dial you never gave 'er any warnin'
Drunk Dial soundin' sappy so corny
Drunk Dial ya did it all cuz you wuz horny

So now yer drunk as a skunk and yer actin' like a punk
hookin' up with a girl with some junk in da trunk
Think yer actin' so cool, bouncer thinks yer a fool
ya swear that somebody must a knocked ya off a that stool
kicked out, stumble home an ya reach for the phone
and the voicemail should tell ya just ta leave it alone
You'll be like Mike in Swingers if ya leave 'er a message
but ya never saw the movie so ya never learned yer lesson

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All yer thinkin' when yer drinkin' is where's my next drink an come on out an get this party started like Pink
But at dee end a da night somethin' don't feel right ya blew yer dough even though you got no hottie in sight
Ya belly up da bar with yer head in a fog and boys all yell; "it's time ta go hoggin'"
But da girls say; "Yo, we know yer all fa show an we all got our own drunk dial waitin' at home"

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Drunk Dial never wanted to upset 'er
Drunk Dial too drunk ta know any better
Drunk Dial didn't know what you was doin'
Drunk Dial it's only you that you'll be screwin'